Nuff Said....

I totally L.O.V.E the Williams sisters, especially when it comes down to beating butt on the tennis courts, but lets be honest, the sisters...especially this one is NOT fashionably inclined and this photo is a prime example....2 tight and just not right! But on a positive note the hair color and that beautiful skin tone are GORGE HUNNI!!!

P.S. Common...Common...Common...umph..umph..umph...

*he is so fine ya'll*

Kanye say sorry...well..kinda...nooo...not really!

What is with these celebs and there half @ss aplogies?ugghhh! If you are not REALLY gonna apologize, why bother to write crap like this??

Oh, and while we are at it...we all know by now that istan for Amber Rose, but what is the world does she have on??? ughhh...she has the body but this is not working for me!

Kanye the psycho strikes again!

I know that by now you have all heard about Kanye showing his @ss at the VMA's 09 in NYC while insulting Tyler Swift and making us all look bad. Before I thought that he was a self centered, poor loser...but now I just think he is some drunk psycho fool who needs to be placed back on his bipolar medication! Big ups to queen Bey removing her name from the mess he stirred up, by giving Miss. Swift her moment to shine....

A little 2 much...

The lipstick, the silky synthetic lacefront, and the jewelry is all a little to much for me so miss thang will be filed in the NOT SO HAUTE Vault!...Kelly try again boo boo...goodnight!

Uh...NO!

Fantasia was spotted in Detroit performing at Chene Park...and this picture is...uh...interesting!! I hate when people take there shoes off in public, it's not cute or divaish so stop it..PLEASE!!!

Lady Bey MUST be on Vacay!!???

As a self proclaimed diva, I am fully aware of the fact that sometimes we need a break or two, especially when we are just hanging out with the beau!! Since we have established that I know this, I will not be sayin9 a whole lot about Bey's look, as she was spotted han9in9 out with hubby for dinner. But for the record this is one of her rest days because I have no idea what the heck she is wearing and I can't wrap my brain around what exactly, is 9oin9 on with her hair and make up!!...9o get some rest Bey and we will holla at you Laterz!!

xoxo,

Management!

Dwight...Dwight...Dwight....

There is sooo much that I could say about queen Dwight, but I love him to much. I actually look forward to seeing him on the Real House wives of ATL because he never fails to entertain and make me laugh....Plus he is ALWAYS dressed to the T...so I will let him pass as I scroll through these photos of him partying it up in Atlanta!.....You go on Dwight and have a blast!! P.S. who is the chick with the massive faux fro???...I am loving it, in all it's fake glory!!!!..... Amen to all naturals and natural wanna bes, it is sooooo now!! LOL

xoxoxo

SMH @ Norwood....

No words for this hot mess of a man-girl *Norwood*, who is supposed to be writing a documentary titled "Kiss and tail" and it is supposed to be an inside look at all of superhead aka Karrine Stephans sexcapades.

*as if we have not had enough info in that department of her life*..

and in case this is not enough for you, how about Wendy "-" Williams will be the narrator???

*blank look on face*

Girl Stop!

Okay Divas, as much as I love RiRi I am starting to think that we may have to place her on the habitual offender list. The jumper type ish is ok but the rest of it i just a bit tooooo much... What is she doing yall? The hat and that flea market ish type bag is so lame!....The accessories...the shades and the freakin hat is just killing it for me!! What's up........Sorry guys but she has to go into the NOT SO HAUTE category, miss thing is displaying to many offences with this one!

....Kimmy?????

Dear Kimmy,

You know that I love you and lately I have been obsessed with placing you on my blog. Usually your fashion choices are on point and sometimes I want to be you...*well you know aside from the sex tape and nosey @ss family*. Recently I got the news that you and the BEAU Reggie Bush broke up, and I know that must be devastating. But Kimmy, honey, umm, now is the time for you to be uber fierce and make sure that negro misses you! ...*reminder: YOU can NOT use the word Negro, even though you dated on..mmkay?..just wanted to remind you!* Remember that we all love you and you are the ish but please don't let me drop you from my list of favs...please...because I am very flaky and will drop you like a hot potato..mmkay

XOXO, Ashley-Nicole!
cocokisses.xoxo@yahoo.com

Maybe next time!

Gabrielle home wrecker Union was spotted at the TXT L8TR Denim launch party looking less than rad and tired....In all honesty I may be uber harsh because I told yall' that I hate home wreckers but all she really needs to do is take off that darn P-coat!..... Even though that is a simple violation, I think I will still file her in the NOT SO HAUTE department because he needs to go home and try it again....and why won't D Wade but her some new hair?? why???

I didn't know that lace panties could be worn that way??

There's no place like home...there's no place like home....there's no place like home and RiRi that is where you need to return and curse your closet out for spitting out those Kmart exclusive, torn lace panties on your head and that ashy jean dress from the eight grade!!........

Yall' know I love me some Rihanna. Her fashion sense is on point *usually*, but what's going on? I know that we all have our off days, but that usually consist of a bad hair day, or sweat shirts and jeans day....BUT this RiRi is total mayhem!!!!!!! I know I always preach about being bold, making statements and wearing what feels right...but there is no way this FELT RIGHT to her....just no way.....AGAIN I LOVE her but for the sake of those who watch her for trends and ideas please STOP IT RiRi *before I have to send you to fashion rehab * because you are giving me a head ache shuga!!!

Espy Awards or Hoe Stroll?......

We all know that Kobe Bryant's boo Vanessa is not the classiest of them all, but at what point will HE step in and say baby..that's just to much for the Espy...or better yet THE PUBLIC?? You guys know how men don't like to get serious with strippers, because there pride just can't take knowing that there home boys and every other Tom, Dick and Hairy has peeped their little eye candy!......Well why is that not the same here?...I swear I can almost, kinda sorta see that brown patch of nipple that is SUPPOSED to be off limits to the public...right?...ewww girl, cover up.......he married you already so what are you doing? ...Just save if for dress up or something inside the privacy of your own home!...And Kobe be a man, tell the boo when she is not on point sweetie!

Just Call me Old Fashioned!

Before I saw these photos, courtesy of http://www.allparties.com/, I was beginning to think that maybe I should get out more....but err...I think I take that back...here are some reasons why....just look below!

I Hate that this is how we dance now!...uhhh no thanx, strange man who I don't know!

Some things just leave me speechless....uh..is this a man, yall?...u know its bad when you have to ask!

Did anyone else notice the foot draggers behind Mr. tinklebell... just look down, left and right!.....LOL

Is this legal?

Today while surfing the net I ran across an article titled "Tired of Seeing Underwear, Mother Launches Clothing Line to Let People "Sag" with Dignity"...The nosey misses in me just HAD to click on the link to see what kind of ish someone has conjured up in the hopes of a quick come up!...As I read on I learned that a woman by the name of Thomasina Clarke from St. Louis decided that she was tired of seeing the underwear of young men and dykeish woman and wanted to do something about it!...so at this point, you are probably thinking, WOW this is a great idea and blah..blahhhh.blahhhh....wait for it......wait for it........................................This woman, decided that she would create pants that allowed the ignorant, sloppy, possibly no job having, fake rapper/gangster/thug wanna be BLEEPSSS to "SAG WITH DIGNITY".....*crickets*.........is this legal? because it shouldn't be!..if this is not the dumbest thing I have ever heard??? ........I can't do anything but roll my bleepin eyes! Why not educate them so that they understand why showing your underwear outside the privacy of your own home is not acceptable to the public!....as if that just didn't explain it!!.......Instead she created jeans with double waist bands. The first waist band is at your waist *WHERE YOUR PANTS SHOULD BE* and the second waist bang gives you the look of sagging although your underwear is not showing! eww...can someone say SLOPPY??...oh and FYI: the motto is "Bagg'ns: If you must sag -- sag respectfully, sag responsibly."....and the creater of these not so hute fashions said "sagging is like cursing in front of your mother".....*eyes roll*

*Once you compose yourself after reading such MESS look below and see for yourself*

and if you are some kinda fashion weirdo and you want to jump into a pair of these sag on over to http://www.baggns.com/ and enjoy!

Don't try this at home people!!

Usually referred to as the Afro-Punk Songstress, Ebony Bones is a very talented lady from London who has a style that should never be duplicated *wink*...... I have heard a few songs of hers that I like, but people if I were to go see her perform live I would be so distracted by the train wrecked clothing pulled from her wardrobe and thrown onto her body! Every time I see her I get confused and my fashion senses go into over drive! It is obvious that a lot of thought goes into her outfit changes, because in a weird way she seems to coordinate…..I JUST DON’T get IT??

U r 2 old!

My mother has ALWAYS tried to get my dad to dress "his age"! In the past I didn't understand why she would't just allow him to wear whatever he wants...but Divas this is a prime example of why my mother expects my dad to dress his age!....Im just speechless Mr. Snipes just took it to a different level!

Uh...Free is that you??

Now you ladies know that I understand that we all gain and lose weight on a regular basis and it takes a lot of hard work and dedication, so this post is NOT about the obvious weight gain that has come over lovely lady Free....BUT Divas I am referring to her FACE! If you know that you will be stepping out and taking photos that will probably end up in blogger heaven then for the sake of all that is fashion forward.... SISTA! please BEAT that FACE....please?!....You are a pretty lady but free we have no choice but to think you are falling off when we are used to seeing you made up and jazzy and then years later you look like mid-hangover!

Uh Lisa, what's up?

This my little *doll babies* is an example of a nice top and a nice skirt that just don't seem to look so nice together. This is another celeberity..uh..uh...I mean socialite that needs to hire a stylist....well at least when she goes out! Like I said her top is...Haute...the Skirt is ...Haute...and the shoes are Haute...BUT together this shiny little number is a huge NOT!...Now her make up is on point, simple and sweet but the fit just does not do it for me...Oh and in case you made it past all the shiny, mitch matchness and you were wondering in this photo Lisa Wu Hartwell was at the 2009 Essence music festival in New Orleans on the fourth of July.

duhn...duhn...duhnnnn...we have an habitual offender!!

If I am not mistaking we have talked about little Miss Megan Good and her fashion Mistakes *sigh* but after seeing these pics I just had to get at her again. My boyfriend would probably say that I hate on Miss Good, because he has a huge *STALKER LIKE* crush on her! But I promise Divas I DO NOT HATE, I am sure to give props where they are due....... There is no denying that Megan is a hottie but mama needs to hire a stylist..... It is okay to admit that you have no fashion sense, BUT it is not okay to walk out like your closet went on vacation and left behind a pile of pieces that did not match or accentuate that beautiful body of yours….Honestly though, whats going on? I know that we currently live in recessionary times, but as many times as we have watched this honey on television it seems as if she would be getting SOME monies??

Just scroll back up and take a gander at the photos and you will see that not only does Miss Good wear the same black, tight pants over and over again, she is also the habitual offender of the "picking the wrong shoes, for that outfit" ordeal!....PLEASE for the sake of blogging humanity hire a stylist MEG!