Katie Price Former English glamour model was spotted attending the Duke of Essex Polo 2009 in a...well...interesting and inappropriate dress that left a somewhat disgusting taste in my mouth...So to help you out so that you brain does not go into fashion disaster over drive here I have complied a list of 10 things that Katie Price obviously does not know!
1. There is a such thing as to skinny
1. There is a such thing as to skinny
2. Tanning until you look like leather is not cool
3. When you wear a dress that you can not bend over in the rest of us will think you are a hooker
4. Cleavage at the Duke Essex Polo is not the new black
5. Just because you were once a model does not mean you are forever glamorous without putting in the effort.
6. Make up is to enhance, it SHOULD NOT be used in an attempt to cover bad cosmetic surgery.
7. We know that full lips are the thing to have but to much lip pumping and we will all look like Lisa Rinna *crickets*
8. Even if you spend thousands of dollars on a dress, if it is a combination of too tight, animal print, too short and seems to have your breast in a choke hold...then...well.......it will still look cheap
9.When you step out like this it becomes painfully obvious that most of the photos we enjoyed of you are photoshoped beyond belief.
10. It is better to hang out with people who are as bad as you...otherwise you look even worst (uh..umm blue dress)
*Bonus*...As long as you are in the public eye we will criticize!
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